#❛ &. ┊ ❄ 𝟎𝟎𝟕. ╱ study.

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either nick is a virgin when he gets to phoenix, or he slept with elves. the only other 'humans' in the north pole were his mom and sister, so it's one or the other.

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things nick has never experienced because they didn't have it in the north pole:

alcohol.

the police.

cell phones / laptops / anything that can communicate or uses internet.

internet.

cars - people literally ice skate or walk everywhere.

real curse words ( they say garland, son of a nutcracker, etc and those are considered 'bad' ).

ice cream. it's too cold there to eat it.

any clothes you wear in the summer, like sandels.

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nickcore.

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nick's hometown ( definitely not the north pole... )

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i’m sorry, but if you give nick prepackaged hot chocolate made with water, he will judge you. not aloud, and he will still drink it, but it’s basically blasphamy to him.

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do you care him

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nick is so boyfriend shaped.

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that scene in elf where he transforms the living room with paper snowflakes and christmas decorations that he made, and he makes it all cheery and beautiful and bright... nick energy if any of you let him stay with you.

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thinking about the one time i said nick is 70 years old, bc time works differently in the pole, and one of my old mutuals said ‘so he’s a boomer’.

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remember from here on in . . .

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all kringles can also sing perfectly on pitch, so let nick serenade your muse.

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what if people born in the northpole have pointed ears.

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north pole nick vs. arizona nick.

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film genre aesthetics.

ROMANCE.   love poems. flickering candles. conversations in the meadow. roses. midnight meetings. silk dresses. long phone calls. spilling your heart out. curtains blowing in the breeze. cheap paperbacks. the sun’s reflection on the water. smooth jazz. waiting for something to happen. blushing cheeks. kisses in the rain. faded polaroids. noses bumping. floral perfume. a restless spirit. oil paintings on canvas. hiding under an awning during a thunderstorm. candlelit dinners. horse drawn carriages. sunset views. smeared lipstick.

ACTION.   streetlights reflected on rainy pavements. a phone alarm. rapid texting. the smell of smoke. aggression. the natural instinct to fight. dramatic reunions. distant gunfire. funerals in the rain. the coppery scent of blood. solitude. fierce protective instincts. doomed to fail. driving too fast. near death experiences. inner turmoil. running through crowds. expensive watches. tired eyes. overnight plane rides. cold cups of coffee. dangerous secrets. lying through your teeth. bullet holes.

HORROR.   a distant farmhouse. congealed blood on the hardwood. ice picks. tilted headstones. bare feet on the carpet. splintering wood. masks that hide who you really are underneath. quiet summer camps. ghost stories. locked rooms. sharp knives. a full moon. the scent of rust. grasping hands searching for something to hold. last minute decisions. bags under your eyes. a cross hung on the wall. crawling maggots. the carcass of a dead animal. an abandoned hotel. blood-soaked clothes. broken bones. the sound of glass shattering.

ADVENTURE.   gnarled rope between your fingers as you hold on for dear life. glittering gold in a dark room. snakes. an incoming sandstorm. the consequences of your actions. hidden secrets. an unopened door. a leap of faith. squeezing your best friend’s hand. shelves of dusty books. ancient curses. the smell of fire. crumbling buildings. complicated puzzles. mystery novels. footsteps echoing in a large room. smudged lenses on glasses. warm skin. doing what’s right. dirt under your fingernails. scribbled notes. cobwebs blocking your path.

COMEDY.   friends you’ve known for years. crowded comedy clubs. crescent moons. open mics. out of tune pianos. a messy desk. leather messenger bags. stacks of papers. huge sweaters. bitten nails. ordering takeout every night. dog-eared pages. unmade beds. hand movements and broad gestures. the smell of the subway. colorful graffiti on brick buildings. big dreams. enthusiastic phone calls. rejection letters. the heat of stage lights. pulling pranks. restless sleep. cold showers. laughing until you’re crying. half-finished ideas. tiny apartments. velvet curtains. cheap alcohol.

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romance headcanons!

name.   nicholas kringle

nickname.   nick, nicky.

gender.   cis male.

romantice orientation.   demisexual / panromantic.

preferred petnames.   honey, baby, handsome/beautiful, love.

relationship status.   verse dependent.

favorite canon / fandom ship.   n/a, there’s no canon ships for nick.

favorite crossover ship.   candy & nick / @conwomans.​

opinion on true love.   he thinks it happens quite a lot, but people are too busy to see it.

opinion on love at first sight.   totally happens all the time. he knows some people just know.

how ‘romantic’ are they?   v romantic, almost sappy. will constantly buy flowers, gifts, etc., always complimenting his s/o, telld him that he loves them and their smile etc. all the time.

ideal physical traits.   he likes someone with a nice smile, but he doesn’t have a lot of visual preferences.

ideal personality traits.   kindness, generosity, joyous, good and warm heart.

unattractive physical traits. n/a, he can look past looks always.

unattractive personality traits.   rudeness, when someone is not kind, when someone is mean to children, meanness in general, cold hearted people.

ideal date.   snuggling together in pajamas watching a movie, or going out and walking around in the park after getting a hot drink ( tea, coffee, or in his case, hot chocolate ).

do they have a type?   kind, with sparkly eyes, a big smile, and a good heart. that’s what he leans towards, but again, he’s not picky. he can find love for most people.

average relationship length.   he’s only had one relationship, and it lasted a good year and a half. and it ended on good terms.

preferred non-sexual intimacy.   someone playing with his hair / him playing with his s/o’s hair. and cuddling.

commitment level.   high.

opinion of public affection.   likes it as long as it doesn’t go too far. so hand holding, a peck on the lips or cheek, head on his shoulder is fine.

past relationships?   it was with an elf named jolene at the pole, and ( in human years ) he was about 20. after the pressures of becoming santa became too much, they decided to split so he could focus.

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what flavor is your soul?

rosemary.   ah, the old soul, nice to meet again. the time of ages is etched into your bones, you see clearly. you've watched the heartache in this realm and sworn to solve it. but kindness without limits is self destruction. oh little leaf, strong and wise, you seek to bring peace with your presence. i'd be wrong to say you fail at this effort, but you mustn't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. you wish to please everyone, to protect them all. but if you shield the saplings from the sunlight they will never grow, and you one day will wither. protect yourself too. you know there are no happy heroes, so don't be one. be a friend. your loved ones will not forsake you for not being perseus slaying all their demons. you have your own monsters, why not meet them first before you conquer anyone else's nightmares? oh true-hearted paladin you are brave, and you are good enough. you know that right? be true to yourself, one cannot do anything saintly if they did not tend to their own wounds first.